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Your Brutally Honest VC Sparring Partner

Reality calibration for pitch decks, memos, and narratives written under the influence of optimism.

Upload your deck or paste your thesis to get dissected by an AI that's read too many partner memos and still believes in nothing._

Multi-turn conversations • PDF & DOCX support • Conversation history

What You Get (Besides Emotional Damage):

  • Summary: Your grand thesis, stripped of jargon.
  • Skeptic Attack: Direct hits on your TAM, timing, and delusion density.
  • Sharper Reframe: A tighter, more fundable version of your thesis.
  • The Toughest Question: What your IC would really ask.

Coming Soon:

  • > Founder Coping Mode (beta)
  • > AI Partner Meeting Simulator
  • > Carry Illusion Visualizer